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Well, for what it's worth Robin got a big laugh from the audience I saw it with.  I kind of felt like that was the intent.

Well, for what it's worth Robin got a big laugh from the audience I saw it with.  I kind of felt like that was the intent.

Yeah it was definitely fixed—they even said it was "signed?" (not sure if that's the word they used or not…it was very late at this point) by Bruce Wayne.

Yeah it was definitely fixed—they even said it was "signed?" (not sure if that's the word they used or not…it was very late at this point) by Bruce Wayne.

I bet Romney is regretting that movie tie-in now…

I was thinking more of the rest of the shows for this weekend—some cancelled, some undoubtedly less-crowded.

I think it kind of does…particularly since it was a midnight screening in what is expected to be the biggest movie of the year (although I suppose the opening numbers will be affected a bit by this).

Seeing as how I have my tickets for a showing tonight I think I'd be okay with heightened security…

Seeing as how I have my tickets for a showing tonight I think I'd be okay with heightened security…

Seeing as how I have my tickets for a showing tonight I think I'd be okay with heightened security…

Did you see the "Final Destination" story?  Creeeepy….

I wondered about that myself….it's a tough thing to cover in a column that's typically snarky I suppose.  Sure puts texting during a movie into a whole new, much-less annoying light.

All of Morrison's stories should come with full script notes.  I might have liked Final Crisis if it had been printed that way (or at least understood what was going on a lot more).

All of Morrison's stories should come with full script notes.  I might have liked Final Crisis if it had been printed that way (or at least understood what was going on a lot more).

Red Son is my all time favorite Superman story (and also one I find much more plausible in the realms of "if an omnipotent being landed on Earth as a baby" stories).

Red Son is my all time favorite Superman story (and also one I find much more plausible in the realms of "if an omnipotent being landed on Earth as a baby" stories).

The less said about Black Canary the better.  Same goes for Barbara Gorden.  Ugh, goddamn batman indeed.

The less said about Black Canary the better.  Same goes for Barbara Gorden.  Ugh, goddamn batman indeed.

When the guys in the porn theater offer to "butter your popcorn" they're talking about something else entirely. 

When the guys in the porn theater offer to "butter your popcorn" they're talking about something else entirely.