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Aw I love the scene where you can tell he's there…but only if you're looking for him.  Although I do get confused—was that "hanging around" scene not in the original cut as well?

Well, you can't make them too intelligent (like, beyond logic intelligence). First they try the direct entry method, then when enough of them get all shot up they try the ceiling method.  It actually makes more sense than them trying the ceiling first.

Well, you can't make them too intelligent (like, beyond logic intelligence). First they try the direct entry method, then when enough of them get all shot up they try the ceiling method.  It actually makes more sense than them trying the ceiling first.

Actually they explain the barricades and the placement of them better in the extended version than they did in the original.  The guns are placed inside the barricades (a last line of defense so to speak).  Hicks shows all of this on a map just a bit before the gun sequence.

Actually they explain the barricades and the placement of them better in the extended version than they did in the original.  The guns are placed inside the barricades (a last line of defense so to speak).  Hicks shows all of this on a map just a bit before the gun sequence.

Let's grease this rat-fuck right now!

Let's grease this rat-fuck right now!

I actually kind of liked the sense of dread that you get when Newt's family goes to explore the Alien ship…sure, you know he's coming back all face-huggered, but it's still cool to see (and hear the first of Newt's many, many screams). 

I actually kind of liked the sense of dread that you get when Newt's family goes to explore the Alien ship…sure, you know he's coming back all face-huggered, but it's still cool to see (and hear the first of Newt's many, many screams). 

If they didn't have the ridiculous policy of waiting until the month before the new season comes out to release the last season, LIKE SO MANY FUCKING NETWORKS DO, then piracy wouldn't be such a huge issue.  Hell, I've held out until today to see if Breaking Bad season 4 was going to make it onto netflix (it didn't)

If they didn't have the ridiculous policy of waiting until the month before the new season comes out to release the last season, LIKE SO MANY FUCKING NETWORKS DO, then piracy wouldn't be such a huge issue.  Hell, I've held out until today to see if Breaking Bad season 4 was going to make it onto netflix (it didn't)

I'm screaming "Daisies" from 14 miles away…

I'm screaming "Daisies" from 14 miles away…

Crocket and Tubbs!  They're floating!

Crocket and Tubbs!  They're floating!

Keith David and David Keith.  Can't ever remember who is who.

Keith David and David Keith.  Can't ever remember who is who.

What he's saying is they pronounce everything with extra "u's" in them, just like the Brits do.

What he's saying is they pronounce everything with extra "u's" in them, just like the Brits do.

This one exists in that timeline where somehow Kristen pasty-face Stewart is hotter than Charlize Theron.