More like The Avengers was too good for him!

Speaking of which, what the fuck is up with TV studios waiting until a month before the new season starts to release the last season?  This happened with Game of Thrones and now with Breaking Bad.  How the fuck are you building excitement when there's barely enough time to even catch up before the new season starts. …

So Lebouf likes to be able to buy things?  Is that what you're getting at here?

That actually sounds strangely compelling.

I imagine "FUCK YOU GET IT DONE!" would be pretty motivating coming out of his mouth.

Or the coach of the New England Patriots.

"Does the Pope shit is a funny hat?"  Now I'm just confused…

For the country that invented English you'd think they would get it right more often.

An anti-blockbuster would look exactly like "My Dinner With Andre"

Well, 90 minutes of Zooey talking to herself would look….kind of familiar actually.

Well, as long as being a billionaire playboy went hand-in-hand with it.  Fighting while drunk with porn stars hanging off your arm would have to be difficult though.  I'd probably just pay other people to dress up as Batman and Joker and fight for me.

You'll do well if you just keep in mind that lots and lots of people have a giant stick up their ass, which actively prevents them from liking things most people find enjoyable.

Now, if Jesus Fucking Christ is the true mastermind behind Bane in the new movie….well, that will be something, anyway.

It was the soundtrack to every party of my senior year in high school (87).  EVERY SINGLE ONE.  And also the only reason I ever drank Brass Monkey.

Nothing inaccessible about it…except maybe for "B-Boy Bouillabaisse" Don't get me wrong—I love it, but I could see it being a little hard to get a handle on with a casual listen.

Kick Asses

Heavy…

Cause I'm the king of Boggle
There is none higher
I get eleven points off the word Quagmire!

So once she's dead you're just going to be all 'eh, it's alright I guess….don't know why I got so fired up I killed that chick over it."

I think you are wrong.