While it's not even in my top five of Beastie Boys albums, Licensed to Ill did give us "The New Style," and that is one great fucking song.

Goddammit buy them all!

Zoe clearly uses Siri to make sure she's not in one of her 'dream state fugues' by having her validate what she's looking at. 

Is it wrong to be turned on by this?

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you saw it for free…

"I check thier virginity nightly…with my penis!"

That cooking rat movie looked awful from the trailers.

Sold!

Apparently he's funny.   So that's something.

I'm with you—I'm not sure Spider-Man needed a "Dark Knight" treatment.

She's the Fox News of olden times!

I'm impressed how much everyone seems to remember about it.  I've seen it, but I'll be damned if I can remember anything other than it was very noisy, and not seeing it in 3D somehow makes me more aware of just how much shit flys at the camera.

My wife and I discovered early into her first pregnancy that you should just avoid all media altogether for nine months. 

Tipper Gore vs The Devil

I'll be fine with taking your word on that.

Fuck that—if we're talking comedy then there is no other #1 than Happy Gilmore.  I hate that Bob Barker!

It's kind of amazing how boring it actually was, as you'd think a movie with a title like that would at least be cool.

If you think that's bad I suggest avoiding South Carolina altogether.

Having lived in NC I can tell you that all the liberals that aren't already living there will just move to Asheville and bitch about the rest of the state.  Just like it is now.

Let's issue the ensign here the "extra-small" fatigues if you know what I mean…