Two Words: Crab Sandwich.

Goofy Greats now revolves in memorium. Philip 'Phil' Kives brought Piero Umiliani into my life, and taught me of the existential, yet transcendent angst of the lowly mule skinner. Beep,Beep sir … truly, Beep, Beep.

Gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!!!!

I am violating my self-imposed exile by doing this, but sometimes the need need for swift and effective action is demanded by circumstances.

I don't ever watch Witney Cummings, but when I don't, she gives me the screaming thigh sweats.

I don't ever watch Witney Cummings, but when I don't, she gives me the screaming thigh sweats.

Enjoying this show requires not thinking. Thinking involves reality, which is no fun. Civilisation is a miseable cunt, which should be sewn shut. Commenting on TV shows on the internet requires electricity, so shut it off. The fact that I am saying this is proof enough.

Enjoying this show requires not thinking. Thinking involves reality, which is no fun. Civilisation is a miseable cunt, which should be sewn shut. Commenting on TV shows on the internet requires electricity, so shut it off. The fact that I am saying this is proof enough.

Is it just because I am drunk, or is the AVClub fucking with me?

Is it just because I am drunk, or is the AVClub fucking with me?

Aubrey Plaza = tits = I'm fine with that.
also, Journalist?

Aubrey Plaza = tits = I'm fine with that.
also, Journalist?

Golden Bozos or GTFO.

Golden Bozos or GTFO.

I have only heard 'Blackwater Side' (on a Mojo 'Roots of Led Zeppelin' CD), and it is excellent. I intend to explore further when my broke ass can affor to buy music again.

I have only heard 'Blackwater Side' (on a Mojo 'Roots of Led Zeppelin' CD), and it is excellent. I intend to explore further when my broke ass can affor to buy music again.

Balls!

Balls!

Mr. Pinnodmy's Dilema.

Mr. Pinnodmy's Dilema.