Young Matthew Perry did not look like Zac Efron. When Matthew Perry was a teenager he was on a show called Second Chance about a man (Kiel Martin) who dies and is sent back by Saint Peter to help his younger self (Perry) make better choices in his life. Kiel Martin didn't look like Matthew Perry does now.

"I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace,
and then died, only to come back to life. And his name was… E.T., the
extraterrestrial."

I disagree with the conventional wisdom that JLS sucked after the first season. Don't get me wrong the first season was great and it was amazing to see such a dark sitcom, but when Mitchell Hurwitz took over the third season it took on a great proto-Arrested Development vibe with Larroquette in the Michael Bluth role.

It may sound bigoted, but you should only date people from your own time period. You may think everything is great until you do the math on how old they were when you were born and -good god!- won't somebody think of the children! Did Marty McFly nearly disappear in vain?

If he can get her then it ISN'T my constant Borat references that keep making girls break up with me!

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down?