@avclub-31b5cbadca64144edad8f66acfbdd4ee:disqus Also, see 90% of the characters Mel Gibson has played from Mad Max on.

@avclub-31b5cbadca64144edad8f66acfbdd4ee:disqus Also, see 90% of the characters Mel Gibson has played from Mad Max on.

Who needs the infinite compassion of Ganesha when I have Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman staring at me with their dead eyes!

It turns out that not only didn't Kathryn McCormick play Mel's wife in Braveheart, she was only a toddler at the time.

It turns out that not only didn't Kathryn McCormick play Mel's wife in Braveheart, she was only a toddler at the time.

Pfft. All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.

Pfft. All the best bands are affiliated with Satan.

Well, Phantasy Star IV was the best one.

Well, Phantasy Star IV was the best one.

"Of course, by then, Mimsy had her share of wrinkles and a gray hair or two, but my adoring eye saw past those minor imperfections — to her 21-year-old daughter, Lily"

"Of course, by then, Mimsy had her share of wrinkles and a gray hair or two, but my adoring eye saw past those minor imperfections — to her 21-year-old daughter, Lily"

Yeah, but it's good knowing he's out there. The Drood. Taking 'er easy for all us sinners.

Edgy Evie!

As I recall, the ending is a single screen of text that says something like, "Congratulations! You won." It's sort of a final "Fuck You!" to the gamer.

This game IS terrible, but I'd argue that Back to the Future for the NES is worse. If for no other reason than turning Alan Silvestri's classic score into this:

Forgive them Father.

"daddy-issue train to fuckville"

Cera helped the children learn how to function as a society, but eventually he was replaced by, oh, let's say… Moe.

That's simple! The human brain.

Emily Thorne can't die.