Same thing that makes things halal or whatever: bullshit. It's the bullshit.

I checked the Constitution, couch-laughers can have opinions too.

Can each episode include face-beatings of that bug-eyed middle kid?

U want cookie?

I guess I'm a bit younger than you; I remember the 80s feminism as sex-shaming and anti-porn…And today we see the third, or is it fourth-wave "intersectional" feminism, where no one is radical enough and there is always some way you can be called out for hitting some invisible rhetorical trip-wire. You used the wrong…

How many times did I see the post on FB: "White men, what are YOU going to do to fix this problem?" Too many. White women, you did this too. The 50% of voters who stayed home, you did this too.

What exactly does DONE think her white partners should have done? Would DONE's sexual experience improve if her partner printed out all the anti-Trump Facebook posts they tagged their fascist uncle in? Or if they showed her their bank statement with all the Hillary donations highlighted?

NPH!! NPH!!!!!! NPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't remember who was calling the Patriots game two weeks ago on CBS but holy shit, they were catatonic.

Did you know that famous historical people will continue to die, with little regard for your "year" and how "shitty" it is?

Over medium for the middle class then?

No

Hung Pope, now THAT's a movie.

A post about nothing.

Just call me Sad Watcherman.

"Of the 90 minutes, a full 83 were her whooping and yelping."

Oh I thought that was a metaphor.

Send me your digits, I'll text you.

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If you can find mate de coca tea in the US, get it. It delivers a pleasant alertness you just can't get from caffeine.