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Ummm have you not noticed the hipster poutine boom here in the USA? You can get it with fucking duck gravy and fancy cheese, or the traditional brown salt sauce with teeth-cringing squeek lumps.

I recently tried the "all dressed" Canadian style Lays. It managed to capture the confusing sweet and sour flavor of that other weird Canadian food thing, doner sauce, as well as it's confusing metallic aftertaste. Oh, Canada.

There are only two reasons I even think about football. One is that my daughter is obsessed and it gives us time together. The other is this column.

I'm trying to ascertain if I liked this interview or not.

Good news everyone, we were supposed to deliver this package for the Uvular Suspects but Fry lost it!

The Germans do kid's books best.

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The BEST. A highlight of my parenthood was having him come to a kid's music/book event I run and introducing my daughter to him. And getting my book signed! She could not have cared less; I could not stop smiling.

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

I got a comment removed because I called him an efftard.

That moose nose bit never ended.

I'm sorry @avclub-e56eea9a45b153de634b23780365f976:disqus, she can't read me that comment.

This guy is a living legend.

Siri is such a useless piece of garbage.

I still use Aussie shampoo.

You're still dumb.

Oh, so you're a psychic, reading people's "true" thoughts across the internet. Superiority is an ugly suit. Some shortcomings you're overcompensating for, I wonder?

You sure enjoy repetitive scolding. Are you a schoolmarm?

Again, you miss the point. Pity fishing is narcissistic bullshit.