Ah, fuck no. I've fallen for that link 126 times. There will not be a 127th.

Maybe he should fly there right now, and start one. And wait around, you know, till it's complete.

Not trying to be a smart-ass, but you don't have to read the Trumpwires. I may love bacon, but I've managed to avoid all the baconwires that have been posted.

"We all gotta die sometime, Red."

I hope that bucket didn't have a hole in the bottom.

Jesus, thanks a lot. I was finally gonna watch that this weekend. Sheeesshh.

Don't get him started on the country of Rand McNally; where the natives wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

Oh, you're not going to get the courtesy of a swallow from that fuckass.

"What"?

I live in California, not too far from an air base, so I would be first strike as well. Not joking when I say that I have an emergency stash of wax. Figure about 15min heads-up, enough time to get on the roof in a lawn chair and get fried before I literally get fried.

God I hope "Mother's Spaghetti" isn't a euphemism.

You and me both! Even if it was just her alone in the shower….

He seems to have an invisible Putin,
Who reaches in, and tears America apart.

In that case, can I paddle him into a coma?

Oh no, jet stream will take radiation all across this country and then some. We're all dead, we just don't realize yet.

"… into such a well-paddled cocoon…"

American Graffiti > all other Lucas directed films

Alien was the single most terrifying movie-going experience of my life. And quite possibly the greatest. I saw that movie based solely on the name and the "cracking-egg" short-trailer.

Enormous. If Star Wars had the visuals of say, Damnation Alley, it would just be a footnote in film history, and not a cultural phenomenon. It sure wasn't due to the acting or script (to me, no offense SW fans).

I saw both first run, and to me Raiders was the much better movie experience. It is, after all, much better than Star Wars.