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Drunk Dave
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Not sure your age, E, but I was 32 when it came out and didn't care for it much. I did think the effects were impressive, but the acting, writing, story was nothing to write home about.

Well done…my first time was so brief I wouldn't have needed to shut the engine off.

Women on TV? You kidding me?? What's next? Voting? Owning property?

Holy Cow! Are you flashbacking? Or are there still Miller's Outposts in the world???

You almost got an upvote out of me, then I realized you wrote "twinks" and not "twins" - as in a pair of boobs. Of course, you may not object to the idea of twin-twinks..

Isn't that how "Logjammin'" in the Big Lebowski starts?

Two problems:
1) Not enough wind to lift him off the water
2) Sharks mouth not big enough for his bigly ass

Thank you, Taco, for that loving tribute to Falco.

Does she need a "chafing-wrangler" for the sequel? Asking for myself.

Just beat me in the head with a 5-iron hard enough to leave me in a coma for the next 3-years, his impeachment, or nuclear Armageddon. Whichever comes first.

He married Madeline Stowe - he needs no avengance.
(wait, is that the right word)

Better check his basement.

Mimes from the 1970s.

Is the ANTI-ANTI CHRIST good? As in he is the anti-Antichrist?
Or really bad, as in 2x Antichrist?

Your neighbor sounds like the real dickhead killjoy!

Here's a joke from Shields and Yarnell:______________________

My wish is for Jack Black to show up on SNL playing Sarah Hackabee.

Something nice about Trump, eh? Uh, he's never farted around me.

I'm 100% positive we'll all die someday.Is that good?

Patient: "Great, Trumpcare covers that!"