Pepperidge Farms knew.

Well, I have seen every movie ever made except for that one, so, yes.

On one hand: NK, please send a nuke my way so I do not have to hear about this family of oxygen-wasters again. On the other hand: please wait till after the new Thor movie comes out, really eager to see it.

Whenever I see "TIFF Festival", I always imagine a bunch of people getting together and arguing.

Well, it is a proven solution.

I wouldn't call her any kind of beautiful. In my drinking days she would be what I called "last-call attractive". Better than some of the skanks at the end of the night, but not definitely not beautiful.

Uhm, in their butts? Or someone else's?

"You got some nerve standing me up like that last night! Nobody does that to me! Who the Hell do you think you are? Frankie Valli or some kinda bigshot?"
- Moochie's wife

Water in twenty years? Aren't you the little optimist.

Are you talking about Vigo, the master of evil,
Try to battle my boys? That's not legal.

I've seen some blank looks in my time, but that header image takes the cake. And no joke, I work with someone who's son does sound mixing for concerts - said she was the dimmest bulb he's ever met.

The weird thing was the festival was in Atlanta, GA.

"Even The Mummy, which was almost universally panned…", hate to admit it, but I actually enjoyed it. I'm not saying it's a good movie. Or it was well written. Or well acted. Or well, anything….but I did enjoy it.

Joan Fontaine > Olivia de Havilland

I've never seen a bigger WTF moment from so many people at a movie theater than the end of this film. (Blair Witch Project was a close second) One disgruntled viewer stood up, yelled "What the fuck?", and stormed out.

No, it's the Mariana Trench.

**faints dead away**

Are you sure it wasn't Khlamydia?

I'm starting to believe there really is fake news. Every time I watch the news they keep talking about President Trump - and there is no way that fuckass could ever be president of an already-great nation. #fakepresident

Fuckin-A, Bubba.