…are what? For the love of God, WHAT????

Jokes on you! I'm using Windows 98, which is obviously +91 better than Windows 7. Sucker.

Jesus, that is terrifying.

I was leaving a bar in San Francisco once and there was a guy playing Queen's "The Prophet Song" on acoustic. Did an admirable job on a complex song. I left him a $5.

Upvote for relatively obscure metal reference.

Who??

In the screenshot it looks like Pence's about to get his fingers chewed off.

I'll give you $25 for it right now. No questions asked.

Huh, there were no bushes at the last strip club I went to.

MICHIGAN LAKE: wait, am I doing this right?

I was listening to his radio program little while ago and all he could talk about was how crooked Hillary was and now with Comey out of the way she go to prison for every horrible thing she did.

I am Barrabas!

And in one of my favorite movies: Near Dark.

After this came out, a buddy of mine would call cheap weed "Feck-weed".

I have no opposition to tiny drunken Wookies.

It's about time Mr Plow got the gritty reboot he deserved.

Yes.

This movie may not get into the same ballpark as the original, but as long as it makes it to the parking lot I'll be happy. Seeing the original at it's release was my absolute favorite movie going experience. It scared the Jesus out of 13-year-old Dave. One of my favorite movies of all time - and even though I've…

I'm straight. I do work with a gay guy and after he got to know me better he asked me the following questions:
You don't like sports? No.
You like musicals? Love them.
You love Abba? More than musicals.
And you're not gay? No. I have a dick and don't need another one.

…feed their ravenous base of lunatic idiots." So, instead of the Walking Dead they're the Walking Dumb?