I can't help but feel a little sorry for little Scotty. He was/is a D-list celebrity at best. I would think it's almost better to stand outside the pool than to stick your toe in and know what just a drop of the water feels like. A quick glance at his Twitter feed shows an angry individual that thinks he is still…

Let's talk John Kerry…that's some presidential hair right there.

I just watched that awful Lincoln episode of Star Trek: TOS, and had forgotten that ol' Abe refers to Uhura as a "negress".

Hell, I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun.

She can call me when she needs a cabana-man.

Watching Fox News is easier than thumbing through resumes.

Ironically, there isn't one in Greece.

Yes. But they never would have found the body!

**tips beer at scrappybilly**

Clint Howard will always be Balok to me.

Hell, Will Sasso can play him right now.

Do they specifically hire people to do this??
Uh, asking for a frie….oh, hell, asking for myself!

Well, it didn't kill my buzz.

Damn! Out on a technicality!

Have you always had that hope? Or is it…A New Hope??

Dave's preference:
1) Carl's Jr
2) Jack in the Box
3) Wendy's
BK and McD are tied for last place (although McD's breakfast reigns supreme)

This could only happen on Trump's watch. Thanks a bunch, Donny!

**Max Beerbong starts spinning, which is a good trick**

I wish I hadn't gotten rid of my NES, but I do still have my Atari 2600 and also a stand-alone console that only plays Breakout (or was it Breakthrough?).

I have one word for you….cheeseburger!