In all seriousness, I've been saying for the past year if this idiot gets into office that it would be the end of this country as we know it.

Psst…hey Cine, you got any Kit Kats on you? I'm really hurtin'.

I'm more worried about this country not lasting another 4 years.

…also said his “nuclear holocaust would be like no other”

Hey, Al.

Well, he ain't wrong: Marvel is kicking DC's bloated ass. And I'm no Marvel fanboy. Growing up in the 70s I read both DC and Marvel, but Batman was my hero…and to see him (and Superman) in the crap that DC's been peddling is heartbreaking. Nolan proved how good a superhero film could be. To me The Dark Knight still…

Maybe he's just sensitive about his tiny, little dick.

**takes out old-style adding machine, punches keys, pulls lever**

Hey, you make a deal with the devil…

No, Sauron lives in Russia. Trump is closer to his patsy Saruman.
(with less cool hair and powers)

Uh, Steve Bannon?

Like I need to be told that.

Yeah, but who gives a fuck about Jaden Smith.

You've obviously never played the Leaving Las Vegas drinking game!

Fucking Nazi's…giving alcoholics a bad name.

Straight from the bottle or GTFO!

I read that the place to be was New Zealand. It wouldn't be the target of a nuclear strike, and would be relatively free from fallout. Relatively.

Trump has top men working on that as we speak.

"I cannot separate the president from the things he has done to women."

Her husband is Lucifer, all her children have "666" on their scalps, and we are more fucked than any of you realize.