I can't wait to see what Kate McKinnon does with that.

Well, some of his body. My dad always said a man's given the hands appropriate to hold his junk (I'm wildly paraphrasing that).

That explains the show "Make Room For Daddy".

And Lazenby is still only 77!

Is that experience talking?

Kudos. I've been trying to figure out a way to use that line for years…

For a second I thought, "what the hell does one of my favorite 70's Australian rock groups have to do with noir?"

Also, absolutely edible when you are stoned and starving. And yes, the sauce is the key.

He's no Tyrone Shoelaces, but, ok.

Curse you, 2017!!!

**a single tear runs down Lindsay Lohan's face**

I agree with everything you said except your assertion that California is the largest state.

Also, Kyle Richards was in Halloween as the little girl Annie babysits. Which gives her a tiny bit of cred in my book.

**listens to Randolph, then looks directly at camera**

Her: "Star Trek: Beyond was well received. How's 'bout your little movie?"

Back at ya, pal.

Total Recall > Robocop.
As much as I loves me the Robocop, I prefer the crazy-ass, ridiculous fun of Total Recall.
Melina: Hello, Hauser. Still bulging, I see.
[she grabs his crotch]
Melina: What you been feeding this thing?
Quaid: Blondes.
Melina: I think it's still hungry.

Rush: 2112. Already a huge Rush fan, I picked this up at my local Tower Records (on vinyl) the day it came out. Put on side 1, had my mind blown. Listened to that song in it's entirety again. And again. And again.

When I was a desperate individual, my beer of choice was Mickeys Bigmouth.
I had a girlfriend that said it tasted like feet. Not sure why I never asked her how she knew that….

Or like you're running really fast.