He sure didn't stand for the buffet line! Heeeyyyyooo!!!

Mandaliet, everybody. Please, give him a big hand. Drive safely, visit the church of your choice, and have a great weekend!

Upvoted for invention of word "Volvolerance".

Hmm…Verhoeven was right all along.

"I'm gonna make that movie…it'll be the greatest movie ever. Just wait, people are talking, it will be made. Just wait. I'll make it."
- Donald Trump

Then you better go back to spy school, Agent.

We'll be speaking Russian in 4 years, comrade.

Fuck. I thought this movie was about Manilow. Oh, well.

Do you honestly think mass surveillance by the government started under Obama's watch?

Seconded.

He killed the Zodiac?

**Trump leaps ahead in polls**

I would pay real money to hear him say that during the debates.

That is the only answer I've ever heard - I have never heard anyone say why he should be President, just why she shouldn't.

And Trump will dedicate his performance of Linda Ronstadt's "You're No Good" to Hillary Clinton.

I tend to agree - but in Trump's case I think it especially telling he refuses to release them. He claims to be worth X dollars and to be the greatest business man of all time, but he has yet to prove that. Would his returns reveal overseas dealings that are questionable?

Since there is a number of different people from different parts of the country, etc, that post here, I would assume there are some Trump supporters here. All joking aside - and without disparaging Clinton or the Democratic Party, I would really like for someone to list the reasons why Trump is qualified to be the…

Dammit! I would have to pick the phone that catches on fire over this one!

Booooo!
(still upvoting)

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