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Drunk Dave
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When I used Pandora it seemed to throw either Elton John or Billy Joel in every station I created. Rush station: here is "Rocket Man". Motorhead station: have some "Only The Good Die Young". Dead Kennedy's station: why not try "Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word".
I don't know. Maybe it was just me.

I honestly didn't know that existed here (maybe I'm not paying close enough attention). I've had iPhones - but currently use Android, and have both a Mac and PC. But, I can't speak for anyone but myself.

I'm a 51 year old pervert and I approve this message.

**hits iPhone with club**

OMG! When is it coming out???
**rushes to Apple Store**
**curses juztpazzingby for beating me to the punch**

I resisted for a long time, but finally caved - now can't live without it.
But I use it mainly for finding cheap gas and ordering pizza online.

Tim Hortons

Are you her long lost pal?

Funny, I've been high every time I've seen this and it's awesome every time. I'm afraid to watch it in any other condition as it may not be as good as I think it is. (I've watched it roughly 20 times)

That's actually a sport?

That explains why I keep losing drones when I try to fly with my Xbox controllers.

God, what a great movie.

Shhhh….he's acting like that didn't happen.

**cues up Dark Side of the Moon**

No. He prefers unobtainable lesbians.

So, Schrader wrote Taxi Driver, right?

Nope. He and Keith will be the last men standing after Armageddon.
(which will be sometime within the next six months - mark your calendars!)

That explains why there was a Rachel Ray cooking video after that.

Well, men do have nipples - but they are not the fun kind.
(at least not to me)

No, no and fuck no. I cannot stand rats, mice, gerbils, weasels, etc, anything rodent-like whether it's in the rodent family or not. I live on the edge of suburbia next to a giant field and I see many rats - but fortunately I have two dogs (they are some kind of terrier/corgi mix) that are adept hunters and dispatch