Judging from what I read above, this knucklehead can barely write a tweet. How the fuck could he write a book?

Comment/username synergy

Well played, E.

No. 7 will shock you!

Defense offers Nick Cave as Exhibit A.

Coco Chanel?

Against my better judgment, I'm gonna like this one.

No, he said she was a "printmaker". She obviously gave birth to someone who became a printer.

I've never seen "No Time Bandits".

Get me two nukes headed to North Korea, Utah!
(holds up fingers)
Two!

I feel so stupid for never making this joke.

That movie was flawed!

"The football team at my high school, they were tough. After they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family."

Fine, meet me at the 7-11 near my office.

That video made me fall in love with Belinda.

Neither one of us can comment for 30 minutes.

JINX

Gaycation
All I ever wanted
Gaycation
Had to get away
Gaycation
Meant to be spent alone

And she's 50 now and doesn't nearly look it.

"…the idea that disparate eras, genres, and artists could coexist peacefully was downright radical"