THC, yes.
Alcohol, no.
I need to change my name to Stoned Dave.

….and that smug look on my face. Ohhh, you're gonna buy my chicken.
(my sister and I regularly exchange quotes from three movies - this one, Airplane and Three Amigos.

Just their name is awesome. If the food is half that good it's probably great.

Ah, so semi So Cal.
Santa Barbara: home of Ronald Reagan!

A buddy of mine told me there is still one in the So Cal area.
I was actually shocked to hear that. The one in my hometown closed over 30 years ago.

https://www.nigella.com/rec…
Courtesy Nigella Lawson

Ok, let me try this again:

Kickboxing. Sport of the future.

"Found Out About You"? They had only one song, right?

I went to The Dissolve and re-read old movie reviews!

Conversely, productivity increased in many offices across the country for about 5 minutes.

That's the response I'm hoping for.
(and long term residual itching)

Wolfmother would like a word with you….

Can I sleep with my ex-wife first?

Glad to see he threw a little love toward Metal Men. One of my favs back in the day.

Eh, I've fondled bigger boobs. Just not famous bigger boobs.

"…were forced to work unpaid overtime under threat of termination"

Maybe, but undressage is dead sexy.

You know, I love baseball, love golf, but damn if I would watch Olympic coverage of them. I want my Olympics like sex: fast, sweaty, and over in 10.75 seconds.

Doesn't matter. He'll be glue before the next Olympics.