Hopefully not with the metal arm.
**thinks about it for a moment**
Well, maybe….

I really wish that would happen. I'm no Marvel fanboy, I just want good movies.

Yeah!! So we're done talking about DC's bullshit, right?

Just curious, Scrawler, in your little girl's mind was the boat sitting still or going 115mph?

**quits cleaning rifle and looks up**

Holy fuck, people, they are movies. And not very good ones at that. Even the good ones.

Matthew McConaughey (to random athlete): You got a gold medal, man?
Athlete: No.
MM: It'd be cooler if you did. Heheh.

Oddly, they have nothing to say about the whole thing.

I'm sorry, sir, your table is not quite ready.

Masturbating.
(applies to 57% of AVC population; remaining balance made up of: 22% thinking about masturbating when they get home; 17% watching porn involving masturbation; 4% undecided on what to think/watch while masturbating)

Zef's dead, baby.

Did you eat Burger King's Massive Whopperito?

One of my favorite exchanges in all of MST3.

Maybe the 2nd Amendment people can, you know, take care of them.

That probably owes more to lack of education than early hipsterism.

That picture makes me think you already did.

It's become Skynet!!!

As you get close to it, is there a sign that says, "32,000 LIGHT YEARS TO NEXT REST STOP"?

Can he reboot Superman first?

I've said this before here, but to me that experience has been ruined. When I started going to see RHPS in the late 70s, the crowd reacted to the movie, it didn't dominate it. It was a call and response, akin to a Catholic mass. Now it is just the audience yelling so much you can't hear the movie at all. Maybe I'm…