March '89.

Pick one at random, you can't go wrong!

I am in my early 50s.

…so does Johnny?

Babies taste best.

Wouldn't be a surprise, and that manufacturing mentality probably extends to major appliances as well. My parents had a Philco fridge from the early 60s that went from being the primary fridge to the garage fridge to my sister's garage fridge, and that pup lasted close to 40 years. Probably the only reason it got…

I've read many a comment from DC fans claiming the fix is in, press loves Marvel, everyone loves Marvel, wah-wah-wah. I've not read any comics since the 70s, and while I'm not a comic book fan, I am a fan of the movies based on them, and would love to see a great DC movie. I didn't care much for Man of Steel or BvS…

I used to think that, until my daughter said the same thing about me.

Let's see….YouTube founded 2005. Yep, that makes you old.
And me older.

So, Wanda's available, then?

Now I want to take her out on my yacht.

"Farhad Safinia, his Apocalypto co-writer, to direct the adaptation…."

She was a hip, hip lady.

I smoke pretty regularly, but Taco Bell is my last choice for munchies. My preference is:
1) Any donut shop
2) Grocery store (to get some Entenmann's donuts)
3) Krispy Kreme
4) Marie Calendars (for Boston Cream Pie)
5) Any Chinese buffet

"This guy! This guy!!", is the correct answer.

No Shit - when I used to drink, Carl's Jr was my go-to.

That's "Fire Engine Dave", genius.

"You bring the equipment, I'll bring my balls."

Uh, she does realize she needs to face traffic when hitchhiking?

Is this a more racist joke? :
Kanye hires 70's rock group Black Oak Arkansas to score commercials for his line of furniture.