That wizard is just a crazy old man. Now, tomorrow I want you to take that R2 unit to Anchorhead and have its memory erased. That'll be the end of it. It belongs to us now.

This may sound stupid (and may not even work, but it did for me): when you have the urge to drink, go brush your teeth. For 5 minutes.

Stay the course, Mrs. A. We are all proud of you.

FUCK every idiot that posts on MSN political news threads. Not sure why I even read some of them cuz they are infuriating. While there is the occasional troll/asshole here, they are nothing like the dildos that spew pure bile and hatred over there. I can at least count on interesting, insightful and humorous comments…

I smoked you and got nice and mellow last night. Then watched two episodes of Space: 1999.

Just get her a damn imaginary money - problem solved!

When I lived in Glendale, CA I saw Gary Coleman pull up in his car, get out, walk around and reach up to put money in the meter.
I also saw Marcia Clark at a Spoons in Burbank; and Jean Claude Van Damme at Universal Citywalk. Damn he was surprisingly short.

I thought it was Rocky from the beginning of Rocky II after Apollo had rearranged his face.

Target in 1977? Laughable. I had to go to Gemco in '77 to get my Star Wars blu ray.

People I would love to smoke pot with (no particular order):
Harrison Ford
Jack Black
Seth Rogen
Obama
Kate McKinnon
Ricky Coogin
Flo from Progressive
Paul McCartney

Indy, Deckard, fuck those guys. I will not be happy until he reprises his roll of Bob Falfa.

*pulls fifth of Jack from desk drawer*

**rips giant bong hit**
Yeah, man. I'm floating home alright.
**coughs**

Milkproof Robot is running out the dooooooooooooooooorrrrrr

Boy, am I slow today. I read that three times before having that "oh-yeah" moment.

I'd be more ashamed of typing "daddy truly likey".

I watched The Martian on blu ray for about the 10th time.
I am unnaturally obsessed with that movie.

Hey, remember Ben Stiller's character in Happy Gilmore? The guy that made the old people make wallets and stuff? Do that.

Ah, I see my Beerpagnila drink is catching on!
Hangovers for everyone!!!

* actual alcohol not permitted in Cineplex-Odeon theatres. Please drink responsibly*