*cues up Queen's Jazz album*

MEDIOCRE!

**kicks Col Flanders in the nuts, walks away arm-in-arm with Anna Torv**

Wait. Did you say "gin"?

Big deal….I won't be there either.

Yeah guys, moooove that crap outta here!

They also did the "Yellow Submarine" soundtrack!!
(well, part of it)

Butter pie?

But can you tell me why it hurts when I pee?

I'm the father of a 15yo - you don't have to tell me.

**checks beeper**
Oh, a Foo Fighter announcement is coming soon.

I liked it!

Pop Taints - coming soon from Kelloggs!

Only albinos are white.

Didn't they leave Kubrick out when he died?

He was a bigger rap icon than I initially thought.

We'll have to wait another 10 years to find out.

I got a girl in the Castle and one in the pagoda
You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda

“But that’s still no excuse. The Academy made a mistake. It’s an injustice.”
Really? It's a mistake - or an oversight, but an "injustice"?

"Everybody Wu Kang tonight!!"