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Calista Flockhart!

I love Secret Admirer (and for more reasons than Kelly's amazing boobs). Great cast, very funny. It separates itself from other 80s teen movies by giving the parents actual screen time, and making them as human as the kids. Fred Ward alone is worth the price of admission - his delivery of "Fuck you" to one of the kids

That is a waste. I loved "Hello", and will concur that "Haunted" is brilliant.

Well, Paul is always Here, There and Everywhere.

I could go for a Beck's about now….

*waits for Seinfeld quote generator to show up*

I thought the original was pretty funky in it's own right.
This is ok, nuthin' special.

Maybe you'll come up with something by Sunday Morning.

Didn't they already do with Sarah Shahi in "Fairly Legal"?

He's like his own non-union Moroccon equivilant.

I only mock birds when I am seriously hammered.

That wide leather band-style watch was very common in the 70s. I had a black leather one myself.

The only friend that was eaten by Ross was Rachel.

Think outside the box! Instead of dieting for cosplay, dress as the Hulk. Problem solved.

I first had sex in 1981. What color is your hair and eyes??

Lucky…I've never seen H&O. Love those guys.
My first concert was Blue Oyster Cult. Pat Travers and UFO opened,

Woah, Hold the Line there, pal…don't just give old Toto records away.

The Inner Light makes me cry like a little girl who just saw her puppy crushed by a fire truck. Every time.

This. So much this.