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Drunk Dave
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What the hell, AVC? You put out an article prominently featuring Amanda Seyfried, and you show a picture of Ed Helms? Hot, blonde actresses need exposure too!
Heh-heh….exposure.

Zodiac is brilliant.

THERE ARE FOUR BALLS!

You give new meaning to Norwegian Wood, D.

He thinks it's the Seniors Nacho Lunch.

New Clear Days is one of my favorite albums of all time.

Eating with forks? Hell yeah we do!

Say hallo to my twelve disciples!!

Earth, Wind, Fire, Davey Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich

What about Andy Kim singing Rock Me Gently?
**coworker whispers in ear**
What??? He's Canadian? With a name like Kim???

Thermadore's "Monkey on Rico" is the better of the two. Chad Smith and Stone Gossard help out on several tracks.
Battery Acid's "Rita" is good, but feels like a product of it's time.

That's what makes it one of the best teen films of the 80s.

I still use line that whenever chili dogs are made available to me.

Hmmm….Diane Franklin. Even her callous turn in "Last American Virgin" cannot dissuade my 80s love for her.

I thought I was the only one that remembered Mary's Danish….love that band. There was two offshoots - Battery Acid (led by Gretchen who became said real estate agent), and Thermadore. Both released really solid albums in the mid 90s.

**Drunk Dave shoves maple bar down his pants**

I'm neither fat (a tad chunky, maybe) nor bald (thinning a touch, sure), and I once saw David Caruso at the Virgin Records in Burbank (around 1996-97).

If you throw a ball at it comes right back to you no matter where you hit it.

Yeah, I know Neal Pert would be pissed.

Drunken tears,eh?
**buys tickets for self and Two Fucks for Bela to go to Bergman film festival**