Yeah, but then he'd have to get something new to complain about.

Batman is a scientologist.

Who the hell is Fleetwood Mac?

I got a Judas Priest notification for this?
**resumes listening to Green Manalishi**

"You're wrong! Jackson Dunkirk, your creator, is dead. You have mistaken me for him. You are in error! You did not discovered your mistake; you have made two errors. You are flawed and imperfect, and you have not corrected by sterilization; you're made three errors!"
Sorry, I'm commenting in the wrong nerd universe.

If it's made out of Kryptonite he sure wouldn't be the man of steel wearing them.

I feel absolutely horrible for liking this.

*Dave considers calling CPS, realizes lunacy of situation*

Hell, I have a job and I can't afford to see him.

I'm 51….I hope they get to Namor soon.

Dammit! I forgot that movie existed. Arrrrghhhhhh!!!!!

She tried and failed. The lesson is to never try.

**hands Douay-Rheims-Challoner DVD's of Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Elektra, Green Lantern, Ghost Rider**

Sports? This ain't ESPN.com, pal.

You and me both, D.

A woman once called me an arrogant prick. I said if you have a prick like mine you deserve to be arrogant.

Oh yeah, well how many alcoholics have ever been nomin….oh never mind.

I've never heard more men gasp in a theater (non-porn variety jackasses), than when she removed her blouse in Dangerous Liaisons. Good God she was spectacular.

Wanna bet?

I've already nominated it for 22 Oscars!