[looks at thumb, considers sticking up own ass]

Dude, just the headlines bring me down.

At least until the sweet relief of death.

The whole fucking week. I am no fan of SW, can't stand all the Force Awakens hype, and couldn't give a parsec about this. I would say I'd take an AVC break and be back in January after the movie is out and this had died down, but with unlimited sequels and off-shoots planned, I will never escape Star Wars hell.

That wouldn't be a supercut, they'd just show the movies.

Ev'rybody's talking about
…….masturbation, flagellation
THE AV CLUB

My high school British Lit teacher showed us Monty Python and the Holy Grail. He was also a former minor league pitcher, and all we had to do was ask about his baseball days for him to chew up the period reminiscing.

Demi Moore seems to have Chuck Norris disease: in his early films, Chuck isn't great, but not too bad. As he went along his acting got more and more wooden. Demi is the same way for me.

I love Tori Amos, but only mildly tolerate Kate Bush.

Oh, I'd love a totally sloppy-drunk Paget.

It's your one-way ticket to midnight….

I'm not lazy….I've been drunk, OK??

I did the same thing. Used to really make my ex-wife very happy.

I thought that Nazi spy looked familiar.

I remember hearing her say she was going to leave her nipples pierced for the inevitable sequels. The thought of those nipples going unpierced makes me said.

Wait till they get a load of black-female-lesbian-old man-geek-Bond. Or whatever that article was about.

Drain Sth!!! Woooooo!!!!!

"recidivism"…that is one bonehead word.

Yeah! Lighten up, Francis.

My daughter wanted to read "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow", so we went to B&N, but could not find the book anywhere. I looked under fiction, mystery, everything but the automotive section. Could not find anything by Washington Irving at all. Went to the info counter and the lady there told me it was special order…