Not to be argumentative, but this is just one person's subjective opinion on something. It shouldn't indicate that what you already feared is true.

Disappointing review, yes, but is that going to prevent you from seeing this film? I'm not. Regardless of Mr. Dowd's grade, I will see this film and probably will enjoy it. I've seen every Bond film - and everyone after The Man With The Golden Gun in theater. So I have suffered through Moonraker, Octopussy, Die…

Crap, this is going to turn into that black dress/gold dress whatever the fuck it was thing, isn't it?

"I will remember you…."

Atomicfriendo? Ah, if only the Coen's had set "No Country For Old Men" in the future.

So this is how the AV Club dies….under the thunderous weight of Star Wars related articles.

I'm not. Never seen a second of it.

I hate The Wedding Singer. I love Hall & Oates. And that scene in 500 Days of Summer still brings a smile of delight to my face.

Speaking of personal best, I once did a half-marathon in 1:40.

Back in the late 90s I saw Patrick Stewart on stage in a one-man production of A Christmas Carol. He was astounding.

Not anymore!
**drives away with Appolonia 6 in trunk, er, backseat**

98 Luftballons

My weed dealer is in the next office. Now that's convenience.

That hair makes me think of David Naughton halfway through his transformation into a werewolf.

I used to love going to Drew's and reading the scripts that were posted by "aspiring" screenwriters My god there was some horrific crap on there. Absolutely hilariously bad.

*obligatory Frank Stallone reference*

I still want to beat on Joey Heatherton.

They're called "Gorns", dumbass.

Big deal. Katie Couric asked me a question once and I didn't get all giddy.
Of course that questions was, "Can you quit following me you sick pervert?"

No kidding. I've about peaked on masturbatory articles about "what-every-thing-means". I could barely get through the "Is Cabin in the Woods Horror" claptrap.
Is it horror? Yes. Is it not horror? Yes. Is "Alien" horror? Yes. Is "Alien" sci-fi? Yes. Subjective point of view. Everything we deal with in life is…