"Aw, Dad, I don't want to visit a movie set where they are making a fantastical movie full of magic and special effects. I've got geometry homework to finish."

That's drinkin' time!

I thought I knew you so well…

Go on….

I love cold pizza, but usually will reheat leftovers. A few months back my microwave died so I was forced to reheat in oven (just like mom did back in the 70s!). Had to wait 20 minutes, but damn it was awesome. Never use the m/w for pizza any more.

I would pay real money to see Sigourney Weaver make Michelle Rodriguez a woman.

Oh, I'd have all of you shot.

….RUNNING OUT AGAIN

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME YOU BASTARD???
**breaks down crying**

I thought he was Paul's uncle?

Yeah, you should never RUSH into those, right? Right?
Anyone?

I wonder why Donald Trump hasn't used "Illegal Alien" at his rally's yet?

I've nothing for respect for him since his "Take Me Home" video where he tells his wife he's watching "Rawhead Rex" on the telly.
At least I think that was him. I may have been drunk.

Uh, with paper and Crayons?

Way to go, AV Club. Photoshop Peter Dinklage using Crayons because he is "child-size"? I am appalled and disgusted. This is an affront to all vertically-challenged Americans. I expected better from each and every one of you.
**calls Gloria Allread to file ludicrously frivolous lawsuit**

AV CLUB

Two dicks walk into a bar….

Upvoted for Earl Anthony reference in 2015!

PBA called for boycott of all his films? So, I can't see Kill Bill at my local bowling alley anymore?

*Drunk Dave and Jose Peterson knock Joey.blowey down, kick the shit out of him*