Here, kid, have an upvote.

Work shed.

Gimme some sugar, baby!

"Riddle me this Ba….."

*everybody that saw Baby Geniuses sues ghost of Bob Clark*

WTF?

*Howard Hawks ghost sues John Carpenter over Assault On Precinct 13*

Clinton did it then flicked his tongue through the V.

Goddammit! How many times do I have to apologize for that???

I.AM.A.REAL.ESTATE.AGENT!

**Drunk Dave and Dirtbike Milksteaks approach each other, slam hands together and air-armwestle**

"Aren't you a little short to be a Sith Lord?"

I got an Arrested Development notification for this?

I prefer the term "spinner".

I was nominated for best utility player on my softball team by some guy named Oscar.
(not really, sports, right? I am at the AVC after all)

He could be, uh, Nevada Perez, Jones' non-union Mexican equivalent. Emma Stone plays Juanita - his fiery Latin girlfriend.

I like Chris Pratt, but I think if they do find a replacement he needs to have Harrison's laconic, world-weary disposition - which Pratt does not have.

I always have trouble punning under pressure. She's always "Come on, baby, pun for me. Pun now!". Can't handle that kind of pressure.

*slaps The Bishop with dueling glove*
Sir, that insult will not go unpunished.

No shit spoiler alert! I'm a few seasons behind on my watching. As long as Lori is ok, though.