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Drunk Dave
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Wait, the dollar store has whiskey??
**knocks chair over, pushes coworkers out of way, hops in car and screeches out of parking lot**

And featuring a great soundtrack:
Walk Away Renee
Walk of Life
Walking After Midnight
Walking on Sunshine
I'm Walking
and of course,
Walk Like A Man

I'll allow it.

Hmmm…..sweet…..can-

I really want to see this movie, but I'm in the same boat as you. I can look out a plane window with no problem, have peered straight down from the Sears Tower a 'la Ferris Bueller - but if there is nothing to prevent me from falling to a horrible death, I can't do it. I can barely get on the roof of my one-story

This guy gets it.

Shut up! That movie was hard to follow!

I had Steven Bank's Home Entertainment Center recorded on VHS, and I chucked all my VHS about 10+ years ago. I kick myself for not saving that one tape, as I've yet been able to find on DVD. It is on Youtube, though.

I am not disappointed.

I'm wondering if he's just saying this to be all Tarantino-like about shit, or just being intentionally contrarian so idiots like us will have this discussion over something so unimportant and irrelevant.

You can, assuming the TV has composite inputs, which most probably still do.

Ok, I'm 50 and I'll admit that most new tech is an improvement over old. I used to watch on VHS, then moved to laser, than to DVD, and now buy movies (the few I do buy) on BR. Also, I do not have cable - I watch either over-the-air, or use Netflix and Hulu+.

*pelted with toilet paper by newbies*

RHPS was a big part of Dave's formative youth. First saw the movie in 1978 when I was a lad of 13. While my first cinema crush was Liesl in Sound/Music, Susan Sarandon got me through puberty in 90 wonderful minutes. Saw it many times after, and still keep a copy of the soundtrack in my car - it's one of my favorite

But can it do basic math?

That could very well be part of it. I was born in '65 (so not technically a 70s kid), and I didn't have fast food until well into my teens. They existed, but were not as ubiquitous as they are now. And my mother was home to cook meals, unlike today where working parents seek the easiest option. I'm 5"11 and currently

**jots down "Industrialized Animal Slaughter" as name of new band**

I would add "Grave of the Fireflies" and "Pan's Labyrinth".

That was just me.
**looks at watch**
Shit, 1:00! I've got a case to try.
Bye.

I was just about to comment on that very fact:
I'm a v-v-v-va-vibrator,
Greased and ready to start,
A v-v-v-va-vibrator,
With a battery for a heart.