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Drunk Dave
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Creepy huh? You don't say?

"generic tuna leavings"?
**throws up in mouth a little bit**

Ok, what?

What about a sexy racist?

In that picture he looks like he's wearing Elmer Fudd's opera helmet.

I'll use mine as a shaving mirror!

Well, there it is.

Well played.

Great 70s rock band very few know about.

I'm sorry, I don't do impressions. My training is in psychiatry.

I KNOW!

Nor do I - but it seems to me some do just that.

Sure, I get that, however even Metacritic is not an arbiter of taste. For as high as Fury Road charted, there are daily comments here from people that don't like it. Conversely, some of the worst reviewed movies make money and people love them. My sister and I usually see eye-to-eye on most pop culture, but when she

I liked that about 3, it saw Judgment Day through. Delayable, yes. Preventable, no.

Crom, grant me one request. Grant me no more remakes! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you

Reviews don't really mean anything anyway - just one persons opinion on something. I get tired of people posting here (and The Dissolve), "Oh, I wanted to see this but I guess it sucks.", based on a critics opinion. I just saw Jurassic World last night….dumber than a sack of doorknobs. Romantic chemistry that went

Well, even in the movie her own son shuts her down in the middle of that rant.

**starts slow clap**

It only makes sense 40% of the time.

I've played COD multiplayer while drunk and was lucky to get 2 kills. Playing stoned is another story; at times I've been able to focus my buzz and be a killing machine.