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*internet nerds preemptively post hateful diatribes about "The Phantom Menace of the Space Opera" 26 years in advance of release*

Should any of those guys even be standing in the sun?

Today?

I concur. I've dated two red-headed women….and your description is spot on.

Neither was anyone else.

No thanks…as cheesy as it is, I love Rawhead Rex just as it is.

"Stand or Fall" by The Fixx!

Caption for photo: "Allow myself to introduce… myself."
(I couldn't be the only one that had that thought, could I?)

Fourth bottle? Dilettantes.

Better!

I got a Freddie Mercury notice for this?

SPOILER FOR GAFFE IN HALLOWEEN
Carpenter's commentary for this movie is one of my all-time favorites (along with his and Kurt's for The Thing & Escape from NY). However, he does provide a tidbit that I wish I hadn't heard, as it I always look for it when watching: in the scene as described above when Annie goes to

I read that headline as "George Glass officially banned…" and wondered if Jan would be going to the movies by herself.

Funny, I heard that as Bruce Willis from Diehard.

With James Franco as Stonewall Jackson!

Shields & Yarnell FTW!

Bailey Quarters was (to me) infinitely hotter than Loni Anderson's character who's name I don't even remember.
RIP: Marcia.

Ok, I generally don't try to over explain, but I wrote "Right behind you", then realized that sounded a little pervy. So I added "For the Jack, that is", then realized that didn't make my first line sound any less pervy. It's probably time for me to go home.

Sounds like he's in jeopardy, baby.
Oh, wait…that's Greg Khin.

Right behind you! For the Jack, that is.