*Drunk Dave sues Charles Bukowski since "Barfly" is obviously about Dave's life*

What the hell would Gale Ann Hurd know about Aliens?
*coworker whispers in Dave's ear*
She did? Well, never mind.

Raise your hand if you watched "Eisenhower & Lutz" when first run.

Paul's Boutique > every other rap/hip hop record

*younger Clubbers wonder who the hell Billy Carter is*

Isn't this where we…

"It's been done"
- Roger Waters

Bubba Ho-Tep!

He spent most of his time casting Key Grip.

Never saw Nixon, but I agree NBK is not worth a 2nd look. Wasn't worth the first. Been on the fence about watching Savages.

I do give this extra points for ending with my favorite "bad feeling" delivery from Platoon. And Sgt Barnes perfect response.

I of all people should have known that.

Paula Deen?

By using a pineapple-cockring?

Blue Oyster Cult on the soundtrack or GTFO!

Oh, I still do.

Damn you!! I erased that from my mind 20 years ago!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

blahblahblah 2 - Electric Boogaloo.
Sorry, it's been too long a week for this.

Check it? Hell, I haven't left it!!

Agreed. See also: Brontosaurus stampede; unnecessarily long opening sequence; punk kid with hackneyed backstory; riding bat creatures (whatever) to escape Kong's lair; I could go on. Visually spectacular. Carefully edited, it could be a great film.