There are four Griswalds!

Good work this season, my friend. Enjoyed your write-ups.
As much as I loved me the Courtney (it was the heels, dammit, those heels…), I would have preferred to see Elizabeth - or even Leslie - win.

Good God People! It's Saturday! Go out into the world! Get out of the house!
DO SOMETHING!
**looks out window**
Oh, who am I kidding?

The internet having not been invented until 1960.

Probably…it just wasn't spread all over the internet by a bunch of idiot-commentators like us.

Uh, is this remake really necessary?

I have a gay friend who once said that Top Gun is more homoerotic than most gay porn.

Did he threaten to stick his shoe in Rambo's ass?

When at the McDonalds drive-thru procuring McNuggets, I always pull the sauces out, hand the bag back to the window-monkey, and tell them "There's no sauces in the bag". Yeah, I'm sticking it to the man.

I'm from California and I would have to say Santa Maria Tri-Tip. A little clichéd, I know, but damn if it isn't the best thing ever.

No kidding, Jack White at Fenway. Is he starting or will they bring him after the seventh?

"LuPone" sounds like some foreign word for vagina.

I'll get totally plastered, then sing Boston's "Let Me Take You Home Tonight" to all the female Clubbers. And Tity Boi.

*quits licking counter and looks up*
Wha?

Embarrassing truth: I still have the Sgt Pepper's Soundtrack on vinyl!

Oh, I hated every scene in the movie, but I'm talking just the song itself.

Look, he's doing the Lindy Hop!

Hey, Deng Xiaoping died.

Jeez, how many times have I heard that?

*tips glass @ Alcopheliac*