I'll agree, but I will contend that TV Carpio's version of "I Want To Hold Your Hand" is absolutely heartbreaking. Never could have imagined that song to be so longing and sorrowful.

"Miley Cyrus…typical night life is….asshole….petting."

I've looked, he's a tough guy to find.

You know I loves me the Courtney, and this weekend out of sheer boredom I Goggle-image-searched her….I was not disappointed.

**leaves AV Club**

You said it "firedmyass"!

I just went to that site and oddly enough couldn't find Wilco's A Ghost is Born.

My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but… it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo… eat apple sauce through a straw… pork farm animals.

I'd love to give her an earth shattering KABOOM!

**waits patiently for "Mickey Andy Rooney Rourke" gimmick commentator to appear**

That's my ATM PIN code!!

It's probably the most comfortable car I've driven. It's like driving a Lazy-Boy. The best part is the Harmon Kardon sound system…it cranks pretty damn good. I'm pretty sure I'm the first person to listen to Motorhead in it.

I bought a new (for me) car over the weekend. Old one died and I found an extremely clean '08 Buick Lucerne. I just have to get over the fact that I now drive an '08 Buick Lucerne. I'll be 50 in January and I drive an '08 Buick Lucerne. Ah, fuck.
**pushes chair back from desk, lays head on desk, neck exposed**
Just make…

It's only a model.

I'd like to give Southern belle Adams the vapors.
Wait, am I doing this right?

You ever wonder what his Batman would have been like?

Well, according to my "sponsored links" in the upper right, there is something wrong with the Paleo Diet.

Dave was drunk?

That takes me back to the early 80's. Good times, good times.
Sometimes a little musky, but still, good times.

But you still love Ronald Reagan, right?