Also, how many rappers go by MC Escher?

I think you mean tesseract, not tessellate.  Unless it's an Escher thing?

I saw Mars Attacks in theaters and I cried when they shot the president's dog.  I'd have to look up when it came out to be sure but I want to say I was in 3rd grade or so.

@avclub-b7f0b1c1761095727bb5513df24a3302:disqus @avclub-b6e5391be8277308d0801a0be95ac706:disqus I have several friends with adopted greys and they're all awesome, and they seem really great for my current situation.  At the moment I have some little dogs that I'm taking care of for a friend who had a baby, and I may…

I love that they're finally in something together.  For a while I've been wanting to adopt retired racing greyhounds, get a male and a female, and name them Bowie and Tilda because greyhounds are also beautiful alien creatures.

And she's dating Captain America now.  This is an important thing that I know.

at least we have "Gavin Volure"

I know this show primarily as "that one that Jason Mantzoukas is on the billboard for", but I guess I should find a way to see it now.

I watched all of those within the last year and a half and I feel that I am a better person for having seen them (I'm maybe 60% joking about that).

I cried for probably 1/3 of the running time of Beast of the Southern Wild.  Luckily I went to see it with my brother and not a person I would try to impress with my looks.

I haven't even seen it but I'm real ready to stop seeing SLP as an abbreviation for it everywhere, since SLP is also the abbreviation for my job title and I'm easily confused.

In college my boyfriend and his friend flew from Phoenix to Providence to visit friends, and for some reason decided to wear suits and have alter egos for the flights.  I think they both pretended to be professors and their names were Phillip Archury (like archery but stress on the second syllable) and Dr. Rex Ticulum.

@avclub-d09a5bfa55c9f3d5249a6e1c70a9e0c1:disqus Oh definitely, but I was pretty close to start with, surprisingly.

Quvenzhane Wallis

I have always (i.e. since maybe a year ago when I thought of it) wanted to have a Christmas tree decorated with only truck nutz.

Change the name to Jen-Shari Jen Ross

several thousand miles?? that's some restraining order…

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Or, with Bane as the bad guy, "You Have My Permission To Die Hard"

I saw it at the Riot alternative comedy festival in LA, and during the Q&A he got in a shouting match with Freddie Pepitone (aka James Adomian), which was beautiful.  Also he announced that he's getting married, so everyone can feel good about that.