ONE IN FOUR AMERICANS IS ILLITERATE, YET YOU STILL MANAGE TO GET THESE SHIRTS SO FRESH!!!

@Scrawler2:disqus she makes me want to wear sassy glasses even though I don't need them

She's FIFTY-FOUR years old and she looks 100 times better than me (I'm 25).

Bruce Willis?

@DrunkenSuperman:disqus but now you get to deal with those great "hey, is that a kindle??" conversations

I feel the same way about him - I've only seen a little bit of Human Giant and thought it was just okay, I've never seen any of his standup specials (did see him do standup live while he was working out new stuff and thought he was pretty funny), and I love Parks and Rec but he isn't my favorite part of it, but for…

Go to Silverlake/Los Feliz instead, there are independent restaurants and boutiques and regular people mixed in with all the bourgeois hipsters so you can more easily pretend everything is REAL.

Do you mean it's in the top 10 percent?  Because the 10th percentile would mean it's terrible (only better than 10 percent of shows).

Do you mean it's in the top 10 percent?  Because the 10th percentile would mean it's terrible (only better than 10 percent of shows).

Do we know if Quvenzhane Wallis sings?

I love Age of Adz all the way through, but I qualified it with "first two songs that made me love an album", so not necessarily the two best or most representative songs.  Maybe that isn't what one-two punch is supposed to be but oh well.

For some reason Bossanova was probably my most-listened album in 2012 even though I've had it since maybe 2001 (or whenever I was 14).  I really have to thank my pre-teenage obsession with Weezer for my discovery of great stuff like the Pixies and Neutral Milk Hotel and other such things that were very important to my…

what babe?

If a show is already done and was reviewed on TV club I like following along with the reviews as I watch.  Just reading each review and some commentary gives me 10-20 minutes to process each episode, which I like, and I usually learn new behind the scenes type stuff.  I do like marathoning in general because I get…

If a show is already done and was reviewed on TV club I like following along with the reviews as I watch.  Just reading each review and some commentary gives me 10-20 minutes to process each episode, which I like, and I usually learn new behind the scenes type stuff.  I do like marathoning in general because I get…

Just in general that they're all still friends makes my heart feel things.  This picture of Mel and Carl is the sweetest thing in the world, I hope I have friends like that when I'm old.

A lot of these are albums that I love in their entirety, but this list is based on being convinced that I loved it after only 2 tracks on the first listen:

Seconding Funeral - I bought that when it came out, I think it was my senior year of high school, and I have a very clear memory of putting the CD on in my car as I left the record store and after the first 2 tracks thinking "this album is perfect".

I do this but with Gael Garcia Bernal

watch old seasons of Children's Hospital if you want a Kroll man-baby