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Sounds like something the worst President in seventy years might say.

Governor Scott Walker's newest LP? Sign me up :)

So would criminals.

Bbbbbbbbbut, Jeff Daniels' "character" is a Republican. So if he's shitting on right-wing policies, you know they must really suck :)

Ben Affleck?!

Yes

Yes, not everyone is as "educated" as your friends and colleagues.

Bbbbbbbut, Will is a "Republican." So if he's saying these things about Romney, they must be true. Honest! :)

She's barely a Lauren Holly.

He spouted off politically, but from a different direction than most artists do, so he's clearly an idiot.

Yes, I'm sure there are "lots." Only Sorkin is too much of an incalculable coward to let his hysterical blather stand on his own, and has to invent a make-believe Republican to spout his garbage. As if that's going to convince his detractors (i.e., anyone who can read).

I love extortion.

Ha ha ha ha, "Will" called the tea party the American Taliban. And he's a Republican too, right? There are monkeys at the zoo that are better "writers" than Sorkin.

How exactly do you know she has a "lifetime of character defect?"