Sadly, my rap skills are on par with Miley Cyrus', so I never even attempted the rap. I actually spent a lot of time wondering why Meowth was the only Pokemon who could say more than his name .

At a church rummage sale, someone had submitted a copy of Leisure Suit Larry. None of the church elders had any idea what the hell that game was about, but they sold it anyway because they really needed to build that new Baptismal Pool.

I was drawn to it for 2 reasons:
1. Big Pro Wrestling Fan (which I'm shocked hasn't popped up yet as as an example of pop culture consumed on the sly)
2. There is a character named Dik Dik von Dik Dik and that's pretty rad.

It's great when you're in line at the grocery store and you look over at Archie's Double Digest and the cover is just Betty and Veronica sunbathing in bikinis. Life is great sometimes.

I really love the fact that R.L. Stine can't recall the name of the tinker character that he created because he hasn't thought about him in over 20 years. I'm with him though; I had to look up that guy's name (Mr. Knack). What a boring character; he just couldn't compete with the sewer dwelling siblings Bog and…

Unhappily Ever After was a good one. Nikki Cox before the bad decisions.

I had read about Caligula in all the cult movie books I collected in my teens, and was under the (incorrect) impression that it was the raunchiest, nastiest movie ever made. But pre internet, if the video stores didn't have it, you were fucked. Anyhoo, my brother joined a metal band with this 26 year old who had the…

Does anyone remember this HBO special with Andrew Dice Clay, where he's sitting down and talking to the camera, and he's just swearing constantly? I'm thinking around 1992, 1993 when it aired. It burned into my 8 year old brain because I couldn't believe anyone could swear that much.

My dad would let us watch the most violent, sex filled things we could rent at Mr. Movies. But he drew the line at Tarantino movies. When my brother tried to rent Jackie Brown, my father bellowed, "WE ARE NOT GETTING THAT MOVIE. EVERY OTHER WORD OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS IS "MF THIS" AND "MF THAT!". Everybody in the store…

I remember a lot of people entering and exiting dorm rooms on Undressed.

Do you ever get really excited about masturbating over something, and it turns out to be so awful that you are disgusted with yourself for even thinking that you were going to beat it in the first place? That happened with me and Caligula. It's hard to stay erect when Peter O'Toole, covered in sores, walks around an…

What was the worst/best food related pun from that show that you can remember @981cf8472cec36e03877fb3a5a44f1c9:disqus? I can recall Squid Vicious(!)

I can't be the only person who secretly watched Archie's Weird Mysteries. A shitty X-Files knockoff where we know Archie means business because he's wearing a brown jacket

Yep. In it's 17th season and with new episodes

Speaking of anime and nudity, there was this group of guys at my high school who had a really bad copy of La Blue Girl that they would pass around. I remember one of the guys, who kinda looked like Mr. Toad, wanted to borrow a porno i had (Hot Spanish Caliente 9. It was as erotic as the black death) and he offered La…

*Pokemon. Before it became a staple on Kid's WB, the first season was aired on Iowa City's fox affiliate at 6:30 AM weekday mornings. Despite being 17 at the time and having never played any of the games, I would get up to watch that show every goddamn day, well before school started. I was really into Snorlax.

I remember being a teenager and getting up to watch The Fox Blox in order to check out Ultimate Muscle. To justify this, I thought, "At least I'm not watching Fighting Fudons".

More Elvis impersonators performing magic tricks please

As a 14 year old boy too young to buy pornography and with only an AOL account for internet browsing, I will never forgive Blockbuster video for not stocking Unrated Editions of films staring Nikki Fritz, Shauna O'Brian, and Monique Parent. On the other hand, Mr. Movies, thanks for having bored clerks that looked away…

Yeah, I'm thinking that ACA will not be a huge issue by the 2016 elections. Republicans may rant and rave, but how would they propose to overturn it? Or better yet, replace it? Certainly they can make it an issue to point out how awful Democrats are, but other than serving as red meat, I don't think the majority of…