My mom bought me a fleece jacket for my birthday without washing it, and after wearing it for 5 days it gave me this awful red rash that itches horribly. I've tried a few things-Benadryl, Lotion, Cortizone Cream-but it still inches horribly (although it is not nearly as inflamed as it was before). Any recommendations…

I really hope that Christie doesn't even run, because I don't know if I can deal with the flood of "GET IT HE'S FAT" jokes that every comedian/talk show host/talking head/etc will tell.

SONGS YOU CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO (earworms/catchy songs welcome)

Everybody speaks English in Japan because of "trade", even the very poor and very young. Thanks for the explanation Donatello!

Great Moments in Cinema: A pure bred poodle, voiced by Diane Keaton, enjoys mud for the first time.

In Mr. Nanny, there's a flashback where it is revealed that Hogan refused to take a dive for the scummy, pre-metal plate in head David Johansen. So, according to this movie, it's possible to take dives in professional wrestling, and people apparently gamble on this "sport".

The gag I remember everyone laughing at in theaters was, when talking about the upcoming wedding, someone asks, "Did anyone ask Cousin Bubba to come?", followed by a cut to the White House with a really bad Clinton impersonation. WE ELECTED A HILLBILLY!

That muppet donkey from the Bremen Town Musicians is high octane nightmare fuel. They also played the hell out of "Hey Cinderella!", the very first muppet special.

I've never really thought about it, but a lot of early Nickelodeon shows were animes. Maya the Bee, Mysterious Cities of Gold, Grimm's Fairy Tale Classics, Lil Bits, and two shows about Koalas if memory recalls. Youth: a time when anime meant, "Garbage that no network will touch" instead of "The Kids will love it!…

I think the creators saw it that way, but network directives and audience demands kinda changed that one pretty fast.

I've been meaning to watch the new China, IL but I was really worried that the change in format would be the death knell (much in the same way that I feel adding a narrative to Superjail destroyed the magic of that first season). Is it as bad as that @Dikachu:disqus? Or is it just "meh, check out this episode but not…

Lakewood Turbo Pizza looks like a 9 year old's sanitized version of Superjail! This is not a problem mind you, just an observation

That stupid pizza with the sunglasses on Uncle Grandpa is fucking awful, although the cynical dinosaur (voiced by the amazing Kevin Michael Richardson) and the paper cut out tiger are fun

And now, "The Frug", with vocals by Donkeylips.

So that's why all the tabloids are just awash in conspiracy theories about JFK's death! I just thought it was a slow day in Kardashian land.

You know what was horrible? Early 90s Nick. Between Lassie, Flipper, and Dennis the Menace, a kid would want to gnaw his wrists off after that marathon from hell. Thank Christ they got the rights to the Loony Toons after awhile.

For the sake of conversation: If someone could talk with authority or with humor about any given nostalgic type, would this alleviate the hatred of nostalgia? After all, noting that, "I like The Rugrats" is much different than, say, going into detail about how satiric the show could be. But does nostalgia inherently…

Rugrats works when you view the show as a window into a bunch of self-centered prick parents and their awful parenting skills.

Bill Bellamy would silently weep to himself when showing up on the set of My Cousin Skeeter, cursing a God who didn't allow a sequel to Def Jam's How to Be a Player to be made.

Don't go yet. There is still much to talk about! Like…um…Maya the Bee! And Kid's Court! We can make an entire article about how awful Kid's Court was!