I'm surprised that no one has mentioned having a huge crush on Mo the British ref. I always felt sorry for her when she would appear as the token adult on Figure It Out (usually when that bald producer from All That, who resembled Larry Miller's kid brother, wasn't available), as she always appeared flummoxed about…

Strange but True: The white guy from Wild and Crazy Kids was the star of Ghoulies 2.

Did you get coupons for the Hershey Theme Park?
What is the least popular Hershey candy, if you were privy to that info?

the promo where Gall is like, "It's just about lollipops right?" and Gainsbourg, looking all the world like Terry Richardson's guru, kinda grins and goes, "Yeah" is worth a look for it's creepiness.

From what I've read, Dahl was pissed about the movie for two reasons:
1. He was FURIOUS that Gene Wilder was cast instead of his pick, Spike Milligan
2. A rewrite to the script sprinkled in all the literary bon mots that Wonka utters, which Dahl really really hated.

I wonder what a Slugworth Sizzler would have tasted like. My guess: really shitty pop rocks.

Maybe I was just dumb, but when I first watched the animated Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe on Nickelodeon when I was like, 7, all the talk about the Turkish Delight made me think it was some sort of Turkey Jerky, especially since the animators made it look like a hunk of brown stuff.

*PB Max
*Amazing Fruit Gummie Bears
*Lifesavers Gummies
*Peanut Butter and Banana Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (Sponsored by the Presley estate (!) )
*I'm not saying that I loved them, but I miss Hydrox Cookies. What an ugly name for a dessert
*Would have loved to have tried the 7 Up Candy bar, with 7 different flavors!

Return to Sleepaway Camp is REALLY hard to get through, When Big Pussy is the only one who's really trying, you're fucked.

He looks strangely like John Dimaggio

The owner of the camp, who resembles the kind of guy you would find at the nickel slots in Beloit, almost scores with a camp counselor a good 30 years younger than him. It must be the power, because his knee length socks ain't getting the ladies.

I bet that corn the pedo cook was brewing up tasted like shit. Too much salt!

When you're right, you're right.

Ah, childhood!

There was part of me that was hoping that this article would have focused on Seedpeople, an awful Body Snatchers rip off from Full Moon Pictures.

It made more sense in my head. What I'm trying to say is, "50 Cent, who started out as a rapper (and is still one, I think) is now known primarily as an actor and shill. Children should know, "Hey, this guy is/was a rapper, but now is a shitty actor", with the reference to Master P more for the benefit of AV Club…

It's not that this individual clearly joined today just to post his support of South Park's attack on the liberal agenda (which, even assuming this is true, doesn't change the fact that they did a shitty job of attacking it, unless the mere "attack" is enough to produce guffaws). That, I can understand. But he could…

(Cardboard Robot silently break dances)

There are children who have only known 50 Cent as an actor and shill for Vitamin Water. This isn't to say that they need to fondly recall "Candy Shop", but they at least need an explanation as to why this man keeps getting the roles that would have gone to Master P 12 years ago.

All the men (plus Steenburgen) are Academy Award Winners. Let that one sink in.