Setting aside how awful and petty the Republican brouhaha over the website (which @alfonsojavierencinasescobar:disqus details below), what I find most infuriating is the coverage. CNN is the worst offender, but every media outlet is acting like this story is something children will eventually tell their children that…

With today's techonology and the desperate need to remain fresh at stake, they really should have edited out Redfoo and CGIed in AWOL Nation.

Cut Copy-Hearts on Fire
Ray Stevens-Cats Eye Theme Song
All Time Quarterback- Plans Get Complex
Daft Punk-Instant Crush
Haysi Fantayzee-Shiny Shiny

That would be the Midwest, specifically Iowa, where Pizza Ranch is as common as a Casey's General Store. IT'S HORRIBLE AND HAS A BUFFET!

I'm not arguing that Papa John's 8 Inch Mega Chocolate Chip Cookie isn't unbearable, but haven't desserts at pizza restaurants been around since, oh, the 80s? Are we now getting around to hating them? Plus, if you really want to throw shade at pizza parlor dessert, see the Pizza Ranch's Cactus Bread (Berry Flavor).

SONGS YOU CAN'T STOP PLAYING:

You know what needs to make a comeback? Garfield T-Shirts where he represents the signs of the Zodiac.

Not really, although that was probably my first exposure to a.) drag as comedy and b.)how hunters, alone in the wild, will fuck anything wearing makeup

That would actually be Heathcliff, specifically Riff Raff's girlfriend Cleo, she of the mall hair and leg warmers.

I was TERRIFIED of the cat eyed God in 9 lives.However, i really like the ending to In The Garden (his third life I think) so it all balances out.

Nermal is meant to be a boy, but clearly has the voice of a woman. That was my first exposure to the fluidity of gender roles.

Great Halloween Shows (excluding Garfield):
1. The Halloween that almost wasn't
2. Raggedy Ann and Andy in The Pumpkin who couldn't Smile
3. Witch's Night Out
4. Disney's Halloween Special (which featured that amazing Donald Duck cartoon when a mad gorilla invaded his house)
5. Halloween is Grinch Night
6. This one isn't…

I would have loved it if he had said, "Now we have to set aside a couple of hours to watch the Warlock trilogy…"

I was thinking the exact same thing @avclub-f9dc5c1b905401733b9aaf49c03c071d:disqus; if he swapped out Legion for Prophecy, that would have been a good move. Hell, he could have switched Legion with The Prophecy, that goofy eco-horror with the giant deformed bear, and that would have been awesome.

Yeah, Legion was a real "WTF" moment on this list.I think Legion's greatest achievement was being featured on an episode of The Flophouse, which should tell you something about it's overall quality.

I like the scene where Donald Pleasance is trying to say a prayer and completely loses it. Also the scene where Victor Wong stares at the sun; both scenes seem to highlight man's futility. But yeah, I would agree with you that the film is SERIOUSLY half baked and feels like it needed a few more polishes before being…

I felt this list was kinda pedestrian-compared to previous lists, there wasn't anything here where I said, "Wow, this is really amazing and out of left field". Maybe I thought he was going to recommend super violent and bloody films like Anthropophagous or New York Ripper instead of Hostel II, Nightmare on Elm Street,…

Joaquin Phoenix as John Belushi? I would love it if he didn't gain any weight for the part. It's a re-imagining is how they'll probably sell it as, but either way, it will be bonkers.

Did you ever read the random roles with Jon Lovitz? He gets asked about Newsradio and he pauses and says, "No, I don't want to talk about that". Just devastating.

A Threepeat of baby bassinets! Good eye (or just a knowledge of killer baby movies that I am honored to witness)