Wasn't there a bartender Cenobite? That one made me laugh.

If ever a line summed me up, it's this

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When it comes to getting free porn, there's no excuse for not being prepared.

That's a good one too!

What a bargain! I will definitely stop downloading from Depositfiles and streaming through Putlocker.

If you're looking to just watch pornography, go to Xvideos. If you want to download newer stuff, go to Planet Suzy and look by your favorite stars. The days of descrambling porn are over my friend.

I have a hunch that Great Job Internet will morph into Breaking Bad Today, and feature a daily post centering around Breaking Bad in pop culture.

I HOPE YOU'RE FROM KEEBLER!

Alongside Mrs. Doubtfire, Hocus Pocus taught me that bus drivers are filthy perverts. The bastard not only lets three women ride on the bus without paying the fee, but he lets one of them bounce on his dick while driving. Just what I need to see when I get off work: witchy dry humping.

Pretty much. The film is perfectly fine for what it is, but if you were a kid when you watched this, of course you'll treat it the way I treat the Garfield Halloween Special, or Witch's Night Out. It could be worse; in a decade the AV Club will have an article about how great Scared Shrekless was.

I'm thinking 2004 or so. The specific program was for Girls Gone Wild: America Uncovered, which had both an infomercial and a commercial to promote it. Try as I may, I couldn't find a posted version online, although I did find out that they are still making Girls Gone Wild movies (for Blu Ray!!).

With the recent changes made to how BIllboard charts success (like video views, online downloads, etc), this is not surprising.
What is surprising is that The Fox song is in the Top 10 (!) and pop radio stations play it all the time without a hint of irony.

I really laughed when the dying Gary asked Minge if they were in Paris and Minge, with sadness in his voice, replied, "Yeah…Yeah, we're in Paris."

You know what would really suck? If you come back as a ghost and you are stuck wearing some really shitty t shirt that you would have eventually grown out of. Like, imagine if you died and you were wearing a Che shirt because you were still in high school

Um…I just was pointing out that Donnie Darko, a movie I really like (but not for the time travel part, which, if this board is any indication, is not a unique position) was used in a few instances when I was younger (12 years ago or thereabouts) by people who wanted to add airs to themselves. If you believe that the…

Fun fact: Both are likely to feature a blitzed Doug Stanhope slurring, "Show us where babies feed!"

I can recall two times where that experience actually happened in high school, and once where it happened in college with an actual film major. I don't know, you kinda just are hanging out with a bunch of people (if memory serves, this was due to an attempt to have friends and be social) and suddenly someone (not a…

Maybe it was my age group, but Donnie Darko was the movie that high school kids who would eventually end up as film majors would make you watch when you came over to visit. They would then ask you if you "got it" after the film and when you said, "No, the whole time travel thing makes no sense", they would give you a…

The Blob remake is great for any number of reasons, but one thing I do enjoy about it is the fact that it actually has the balls to kill a kid in the film