The greatest thing about Pumpkinhead 2: Blood Wings is the fact that Roger Clinton is in it as the corrupt Mayor Bubba (!). This means that at one point, Bill Clinton probably watched this movie.

You know, if Max really loved "Yabows", he only had to wait a few years for Thora Birch to really develop. Oh, and I suppose he also had to be comfortable with incest

Zelda and Hilda were so much hotter than lazy eyed Sabrina that I'm surprised Harvey didn't just dump her ass and had himself a witchy sandwich.

I actually think the Twisted World of Felix the Cat, which aired a couple of years ago on CBS, was actually really good, very much in the tone of the original series (e.g. surreal). I also loved Felix's voice in that version-instead of the obvious high pitch, he had a scratchy, lower pitch voice (sadly, this was…

Somewhere, a guy is jerking off while looking at the player's guide to Darkstalkers, grumbling to himself, "I was way ahead of the curve!"

The scene where they meet up with their "Master" is amazing.

What was worst: That awful editing, or the fact that it was implied that Penn Jillette was fucking one of the aunts?

1. Terrorvision
2. Pieces
3. Night Breed
4. The Wicker Man-but it would have to be a period piece because paganism and 70s fashion really works for me.
5. The Phantom of the Paradise
6. Halloween 3: Season of the Witch

Sounds like Radiohead lyrics

Dickachu is right about the plastic surgery starting before the Pepsi commercial-he got his first nose job after breaking it during the Wiz-but his addiction to pain killers popped up after the Pepsi blaze. The volume of drugs consumed by that man is staggering.

So long as Depositfiles is available to download new porn, and putlocker is available to stream old movies, we'll survive.

In Untouchable by Randall Sullivan, he claims that Jackson was disturbed by his appearance, but only in regards to aging. He would bemoan his appearance, saying he "looked like a lizard", but I don't think he linked that with the fact that he butchered his body with plastic surgery. For Jackson, he was trying to…

"Junk" would have been a good pick.

Considering that the article in question has Chandor saying that Redford told him that his hair was real (note that Chandor is not saying "Yeah, the hair is real" but rather "Redford told me…"), the fact that Redford has dodged rumors of wig wearing for years, the fact that it's strange that for a 73 year old man the…

I would have loved my 10th grade English class if my teacher had told us, after we slogged through On The Road (complete with dipshit bros saying how this book changed their lives), "By the way, Keruouac died in his 50s, penniless and drunk, while living with his mother. Oh, and he also went to a bathhouse and got his…

Can't Redford just use his ugly wig as a cape and catch a gust of wind that will float him to safety?

The Butter wouldn't melt, so we put it in the pie

At least let us see the assholes who down voted you, so that you can track them down and down vote them when they gush about how they lost their virginity while watching HomeStar Runner while living in the dorms.

I appreciate the fact that someone is wishing to continue a legacy left behind by John Denver

The reason you tune in is because in about 20 years, on the AV CLUB Version 4.0, someone will write an article about how fucking batshit it was that Lady Gaga did a Christmas special with the Muppets, and in the comments section you can take pride in saying, "I remember watching this".