Say what you will, but I was fondof the dial on the tv that could change the channel. And the VCR that weighed more than the cabinet.

I love Ed Wood the film-it's my favorite by Burton-so maybe my beef is with biopics in general. Hell, I got pissed that George Weiss was portrayed as a big burly sleaze merchant instead of a weezy little guy obsessed with S&M, or that Bela Lugosi is single and alone in this universe

From what I've read, Wood was always a heavy drinker, but yeah, his downward spiral/alcoholism really became apparent in his late 40s-early 50s.

Anger Management is the only movie that ever made me so upset that I stormed out of a friend's house. It's not badly made, and there are FAR worse Adam Sandler movies (Click, 8 Crazy NIghts, etc), but the ending to Anger Management was so insulting to my brain that I wanted to scream at people.

I love Ed Wood the film, but I don't view it as a biopic really. The real Ed Wood was a miserable drunk who died penniless, hacking out awful dimestore sex novels to pay for his next bottle of rot gut. I admire what Burton is trying to say in this film, but he shortchanges an interesting life in favor of making A…

I'm still waiting for a Tales From Jabba's Palace omnibus.

I can't maintain an erection unless a woman bobs her head over my stomach while her hair obscures her face.

I think it might still exist, but with the internet it's nowhere near as common as it once was.  What's weird is how there's softcore (fake sex), hardcore without insertion shots (usually edited hardcore features, although some are shot like that), and finally hardcore proper (Spice Channel featured hardcore without…

Krista Allen always looked great in jeans.

What's interesting is that a lot of softcore actors and actresses are getting pushed aside in favor of hardcore actors and actresses pretending to have sex. So now instead of Shauna O'Brien or Monique Parent, it's Rebecca Love and Nicole Sheridan having 'sex' with Randy Spears and Voodoo. Not that this is a…

Fred Olen Ray still cranks out pretty enjoyable softcore porn, so there's a silver lining.

*The Ultimate Attraction
*Visions of Passion
*Bewitched Housewives (more recent but Rebecca Love has a GREAT scene)
*Payback (not really softcore, but Joan Severance has the best sex scene I've ever seen in a non porn film)
*Playtime*
Key to Sex*
Fast Lane to Malibu
*Friend of the Family I and II

The Beach Boys-Heroes and Villains 
Doris D & The Pins-Dance On
Stacy Q-Two of Hearts
The Pretenders-Don't Get Me Wrong
Outkast-The Whole World

Music You Can't Stop Listening To At The Moment:

I picked Garfield's Halloween, because I loved it as a child, but I honestly think Garfield's 9 Lives is a bit scarier, if only for the life involving Garfield as a lab cat suffering under genetic experiments.

I just wish she would try harder. If she really wanted to piss off Middle America, she'd make a sex tape with Rick Ross and Fats Montana where she repeatedly screams, 'Women are things" while using pages of the Bible to wipe off the skeet.

Billy Ray regales his family with tales of his adventures on the set of Doc.

Buggy Whip Arms make any pop star that much sexier!

How'd you get that (points to long tongue), eating pineapple?*

A perfectly good pop ballad is Lordes' 'Royals', which, not surprisingly, is #1 on the Billboard right now. "We Can't Stop" is a party anthem that demands that listeners sway to the music instead of dance to it.