We live in an age where the most horrific things can be summoned up on a computer in a matter of seconds. Death, gore, suicide videos, sex in all forms and perversions. A meme in the last several years were two girls eating shit for Christ's sake. Yet a young woman shaking her flat ass and noting that she ingests…

Ro-Man appears. Ro-Man!!!! And he's got bubbles!!

What Lil Wayne lyric made you laugh the hardest? My pick is from Limp Bizkits' "Ready to Go", where Lil Wayne clearly wasn't trying very hard:

Tales From The Darkside:

While that was graphic, I think that was intended to be funny, if I'm thinking of the episode (the Halloween one with Jennifer Love Hewitt that parodies horror films). Now the one with DJ Tanner as a Witch that's dating Eric, that was awesome, especially since she turns Shawn into a Frog (?!) at the end.

My dad was really taken with that special, and when we went Trick or Treating he would always say, in his best Lorenzo Music voice, "CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY".

That creepy episode of Punk Brewster where she goes camping is pretty bonkers

I honestly think Miley's into women, so it would make total sense that she would downplay actual sex and focus more on being sexy*, if only to sell record sales and not push away her audience. See also Jessie J, who has to pretend to be bisexual so that audiences won't reject a lesbian pop star.

1. Smoke lots of pot
2. Sample Wendy's Value Menu
3. Masturbate to Gifs

The best thing about USA Up All Night? While they blurred out all the breasts in those bikini movies, they never blurred out the thongs.

This reminded me of a shirt I saw a man wearing in The Dells. It said, "Fuck Milk. Got Tits? Got Beer? Got Weed?"

You know how people sometimes refer to The Simpsons as 'Homer' or Family Matters as 'Urkel'? There is a strong possibility that at this rate, in a few years, people will start calling this show 'Randy'.

I hope that they play an acoustic version of King Nothing as part of the "intimate encore"

For me, it's the fact that in my heart of hearts, I'm sure she let Van Wilder titfuck her. That's what makes me sigh, cause at least Sean Penn did Bad Boys.

Remember that magic potion that gave you the ability to pretend to have sex with Scarlett Johansson? It was just tap water.

My fingers are crossed that there will one day be a film where an older masturbation addict reflects on simpler times, when he was stuck watching scrambled Spice Channel or the unrated version of Body Chemistry 4, instead of having any and all forms of pornography available for free at any moment.

RV.  What a fucking piece of shit that was.

Nothing is sadder than the funny best friend thinking that she can be the leading lady.

Do you think the Barley Water baby formula is kosher?

The poster for this always made me laugh