At least she never ended up doing a shitty sitcom that aped Knocked up.

"Any unusual breeding?"
"No, mostly just doggy style"

Make sure to check out X-Videos, XHamster, and/or Spankwire after the film hits theaters and you won't even have to stop playing Zoo Tycoon to see her naked!

I LOVED History of Rome podcast, but I always thought it was weird when he said the name "Galba". He always sounded really parched when he said it.

Now wait…is Kurt Angle a TNA Hall of Famer, or a DUI Hall of Famer?

Hey BagofHammers, why is Angel the worst of the worst in your opinion? I've never been to his show and only have read reviews cause none of my friends would dare go to that (only awful shows I've seen were the TItanic artifcats and that stupid magician at Planet Hollywood who had Pamela Anderson as his assitant. That…

All lists are fluid. I'm sure if I saw the show it would shoot to the fucking top in a hurry. Sadly, Danny Gans can't be included because that guy is dead.

Which ones wear dentures?

I tried to take that bet with a friend-that Britney would become a gay icon and have a Vegas show-but my friend couldn't take that bet because he said it was inevitiable. We now are betting on when Justin Bieber goes to rehab and when Lil Wayne will drop over dead.

Wizard Sleee…is she working a few dates at Excalibur, after "Australia's Best Bee Gee Tribute Band"?

I read somewhere that when people ask Britney Spears a question, her handler (and she always has a handler with her) actually tells Britney what to say, and then Britney parrots what the handler just said. Usually the celebrity can speak freely, with the handler there to provide counsel and/or backup, but it's just so…

Worst show in Las Vegas?
1. Gallagher at Tropicana
2. Titanic Artifacts at Luxor
3. Spank! 50 Shades of Grey Parody at The Golden Nugget
4. Cris Angel's "Believe" at Luxor

I just hope they didn't climax during the scene where Gurney plays the baliset to a dying man.

I imagine Tom Waits discography on shuffle would be impossible to fuck to without laughing at some point

I kinda liked their apperance on Jerry Springer, as they came off as really fun loving and well aware of how silly they were, in direct contrast with fellow guests The Mentors, who spent most of their appearance promoting what El Duche called "Rape Rock"

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That has been my Holy Grail for the past 10 years.

I love the Go-Gos, but I've always been taken with Belinda Carlise's theme from Mannequin. Endless viewings on Comedy Central sure helped, but I think the song is still catchy as hell.

Totally agreed Kolchak; I think Instant Crush would have been a great single. Hell, I love Touch, but I don't know if the public is ready for Paul Williams.

She's weirdly cute, but Cameron Esposito looks exactly like the Monkey King from Journey To the West.