I totally agree that those albums are garbage and that this song is miles better, but it's sad that Eminem is reduced to using samples from The Stroke and essentially quoting YOLO in so many words to get a song in the top 10 these days. Maybe I just miss an Eminem that doesn't exist anymore-the kind of guy who sang…

Eminem's new song is fucking wretched. I am not advocating drug use or sociopathic outbursts directed towards one's ex, but that may help.

Morgan Freeman as Judge White was probably the worst, since it was clearly done to alleviate accusations of racism. Walter Matthau would have been great!

Great suggestion for John Cleese, as he would have been wonderful in the role. When was the last time Cleese did something serious? He's really good-I remember thinking he was the highlight in Branagh's Frankenstein adaptation

Given that everyone still assumes Dakota Fanning is a gamine, I'm really surprised she hasn't tried to get casted in one of the many Deep Throat adaptations. This would be followed by a spread in Maxim with the tagline, "Not Just a Little Girl Anymore!"

Mark my words: One day, The Inventory will be about all the flavors of Dunkaroos that the authors wish were still on the market.

Maybe we can make a deal!

If memory serves, Heimdall is the son of Odin and I think 9 maidens that he banged (they were conjoined into one by their father in order to spare all 9 of them getting screwed by a god; he didn't really think this one out). I don't know why I felt the need to add this mythological tidbit although it would have made a…

DeVito gets some REALLY purple prose to spout off, and while there are times when it kinda veers off into high camp, he does a pretty good job making the character work.

If this remake will include 'today's social and sexual realities', does this mean that the only way to stop the spread of the parasite would be for the hero to end up fucking a fleshlight or a Waifu anime pillow?

Dig that Cat…He's Real Gone was the title of that episode and yeah, it was great-darkly funny, well acted, and kinda unsettling(also one of the first episodes of the series). You're right; there was this sleazy vibe to Tales From the Crypt that more than made up for the lack of scares. For me, the episodes Split…

C'mon Rac82; the show could be funny and over the top, and hell, the Leprechaun episode still makes me chuckle, but the article makes it sound like something it really wasn't.

Pete and Pete came a bit later; the original line up was Clarissa, Roundhouse, Ren and Stimpy, and Are You Afraid of the Dark. I think Pete and Pete replaced Roundhouse, or Roundhouse kinda got pushed out and only made sporadic appearances.

Normally I don't have a problem with attempts at remaking or, ugh, reimagining movies, but I hope whoever was involved in this burns in hell.

The most terrifying thing? They're both from Canada!

I also enjoyed the immortal kid's choice in clothing. Despite looking like he's 18, he still dresses like he just got back from shaking President McKinley's hand.

Ditto. Plus they used to show Tales from the Crypt, in edited form, on the Fox Affiliate. Even without nudity that show was far more nightmare inducing to a child than Are You Afraid of the Dark? Hell, this episode of Tales From the Darkside, Seasons of Belief, is far scarier than anything the Midnight Society coughed…

Roundhouse was fucking awful. Roundhouse is like a Christian Artist taking the musical RENT, mixing it with the sketch show In Living Color, and removing all the sinful elements to leave behind something a bit more family friendly.

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This article made me laugh, because it's talking about the uncanny and how scary this show was while all I can think about is that episode where that asshole kid gets stuck in a pinball machine which means that he runs around a mall firing super soakers at guys in chainmail. Give me a fucking break, this show was…